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"Hey, you know that machine you bought (instead of getting shirts printed, which would already be done) that was supposed to make this process so easy that one person could do it all by themselves? Turns out it's not so easy after all. I need you to get in the car and drive over here (even though you're hyped up on painkiller and not supposed to drive) so you can run after and mind the kids (even though you are supposed to rest and not do anything strenuous for 24 hours)."